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Weekly Quiz-2024

08/05/2024

Kamala Harris is expected to name her vice-presidential pick at any time, and among the top contenders is Governor Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania (by the time you read this we may already know if he’s the one!). Shapiro is the third Jewish person to serve as governor of Pennsylvania, following Milton Shapp (whose name at birth, coincidentally, was Milton Shapiro) and Ed Rendell. Shapiro had a religious upbringing, attending Forman Hebrew Day School and Akiba Hebrew Academy. During high school he volunteered on an Israeli Army base, and he later proposed to his wife (a fellow student at Akiba) while in Jerusalem. His family keeps kosher (he had the kitchen kashered at the governor’s mansion), he makes it a priority to celebrate Shabbat every Friday night with his wife and 4 children, and he addressed the crowd at his inauguration with the words “I stand before you, a proud American of Jewish faith.” He is a strong supporter of Israel but very critical of the leadership of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. What is one example of social justice and political leadership that Shapiro showed when he was still young?    

‍ Josh Shapiro 2023 by The White House is in the public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

A. The 12th Maccabiah Games were held in Israel in 1985. Josh Shapiro was already scheduled to travel with his family to Israel to attend the games, and also to celebrate his bar mitzvah at the Western Wall. It was announced that former Maccabean and Olympic champion Mark Spitz would be carrying the torch for the opening ceremony, accompanied by children of Israeli Olympic athletes slain at the Munich Olympics. Josh organized a “Children for Olympians” campaign at his school, collecting donations for the families of the slain Israelis.

B. Josh took up the cause of Soviet Jewry when he was 6 years old, through his synagogue. He wrote letters to Avi Goldstein, a Russian boy his age whose parents were refuseniks, persecuted by Soviet authorities and refused the right to emigrate to Israel. Shapiro then began reaching out to others to write Avi, ultimately initiating a letter writing campaign called “Children for Avi,” generating letters to Avi from children across the United States, Canada, and England. Avi and his family were eventually allowed to leave Russia, and Avi attended Josh’s bar mitzvah in 1986.

C. In 1985, 11 people were killed and 250 left homeless when the Philadelphia police issued arrest warrants and went to clear a building occupied by members of MOVE, a Black liberation organization. The MOVE members refused to come out, and the police launched a major assault, with tear gas, gun fire by both sides, and the dropping of bombs on the building. This set off a huge fire that destroyed 61 homes in what was later determined to be excessive force and unreasonable search and seizure by the police. Shapiro, who lived in nearby Elkins Park, organized a fundraiser through his school for the displaced families, specifically to buy toys, diapers, and other products for the affected children. The campaign, called “Children for MOVE” raised over $100,000 for the victims of the tragedy.

D. In 1985, Josh learned that Israel was about to replace its old shekel coin with the New Israeli shekel. Josh organized a campaign asking members of his synagogue to go through their drawers looking for old shekels that they had brought home from trips to Israel, and to donate them to UJA. What began as a local “Children for Shekels” program got picked up in the Jewish media, and ultimately “Children for Shekels” campaigns took place in dozens of communities across America, raising the equivalent of more than $120,000 for UJA.

E. When Josh was 15 years old, for the first time he paid attention to presidential politics. He followed the news as Republican nominee George H. W. Bush selected Indiana Senator Dan Quayle to be his running mate. Josh heard some of the quotes which Quayle offered during his campaign and during his vice-presidency, including “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century,” as well as “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” But the quote that had the biggest impact on Shapiro was when Quayle said, “One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.” Shapiro realized that he too was inspired by that one word, so he began raising funds from his school friends for his own run for vice president, which he hopes will finally come to fruition this year. Shapiro called his efforts “Children for Me” and raised $1.23, which has now grown with interest to $7.16, which Shapiro will hopefully use to launch his official campaign as Kamala Harris’s running mate.

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07/29/2024

Donald Trump selected author and Senator J. D. Vance as his running mate. Vance has been outspoken in support of Israel, favoring ongoing financial and military support to Israel despite generally being an “American First” isolationist. He has spoken out against antisemitism, saying “If you beat up a Jew and don’t face consequences, the attacks will continue and get worse.” But he has also warned of an immigrant “invasion,” echoing the right wing replacement theory that claims Jews are behind efforts to replace whites with minorities in America. Also, he echoed another antisemitic trope in invoking the name of Holocaust survivor George Soros, the billionaire supporter of liberal causes who many on the far right hold up as a Jewish puppet master trying to destroy the “Christian social order.” How did Vance invoke George Soros’s name in this way?    

‍ J. D. Vance by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons

A. “Let’s say Roe vs. Wade is overruled, Ohio bans abortion in 2022 – let’s say 2024. Then every day, George Soros sends a 747 to Columbus to load up disproportionately Black women to get them to go have abortions in California. Of course, the left will celebrate this as a victory...”

B. “Since Barack Obama was elected in 2008, the Democrats have worked to take God out of our Constitution. So now, picture that George Soros will send a 747 to Louisiana to pick up all the Ten Commandments that are on the walls of their schools. Of course, the left will celebrate this as a victory…”

C. “Let’s say that Joe Biden and the Squad just ignore the 2nd amendment. Before you know it, George Soros will be sending a 747 to Texas to load up all the guns that decent people need to stay safe from the illegals pouring over the border. Of course, the left will celebrate this as a victory…”

D. “The liberals have filled our libraries with sex books for kids, DEI manuals, and critical race theory textbooks. If Donald Trump and I don’t win in November, you can be sure that George Soros will be sending a 747 to all the libraries in the country to take away the Bible, not to mention all the copies of Hillbilly Elegy. Of course, the left will celebrate this as a victory…”

E. “In 2012, Joe Biden led the country to gay marriage, and that has moved the country into more genders than we can keep count of. Soon they’ll be banning straight marriage and taxing us for having children. You watch–George Soros will be loading an ark with two of every kind of creepy left-wing animal. There’ll be 2 childless cat ladies, 2 naked mole men, 2 golden doodleboys, 2 tufted titmouse men, 2 pygmy hippopotami girls, 2 black widow bimbos, 2 two-toed sloth harlots. Of course, the left will celebrate this as a victory…”

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07/22/2024

Richard Simmons died last week at the age of 76. Simmons gained fame for his exercise videos, in particular his Sweatin’ to the Oldies series. Simmons, having grown up in New Orleans as an obese child, went on to not only lose weight, but find meaning and joy in physical fitness. He shared that message in his videos, television appearances, live events, and classes at his exercise studio, Slimmons. He was born Milton Teagle Simmons to a Jewish mother, Shirley May “Sadie” Satin Simmons, but he was not raised Jewish, and he eventually became what he called an “extreme Catholic.” Why did Shirley’s Russian Jewish family disown her?    

‍ RichardSimmonsSept2011 by Angela George is licensed under ATTRIBUTION-SHAREALIKE 3.0 UNPORTED via Wikimedia Commons

A. Because she served gefilte fish at her seder that was made from non-kosher catfish.

B. Because she married a non-Jewish man, Leonard Douglas Simmons Sr.

C. Because she was a burlesque dancer on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

D. Because she enrolled Richard in a Catholic elementary school, Mater Dolorosa, instead of the local public school.

E. Because it was her disgusting chopped liver that drove Richard to Catholicism.

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07/15/2024

In the recent debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, the discussion devolved into comments about each other’s golf skills. Trump said of Biden that “He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.” Biden retorted, “I’m happy to play golf if you carry your own bag. Think you can do it?” And more recently, during President Biden’s press conference at the end of the NATO conference, he called out the former president by asking, “Where has Trump been, riding around on his golf cart, filling out his score card before he hits the ball?” Israel is home to two golf courses in Caesarea–a 6500-meter 18-hole course and a 9-hole par 3 course. The 18-hole course was built after James Armand de Rothschild visited the ancient ruins at Caesarea and noted that the surrounding sand dunes were reminiscent of golf courses in his native Scotland. Being an accomplished golfer himself, he decided to build a course on that land. The course opened in 1961 at an event that featured famed golfer Sam Snead. But this was not the first golf course to exist in this region, as the British Mandate authorities had built a golf course on the Dead Sea near Kibbutz Kalya in the 1930’s. British soldiers and civil servants established three competing golf organizations at the time which offered tournaments and frequently held competitions with each other. One was named the Jerusalem Golf Club and the second was the Palestine Police Golf Society. What was the name of the third group?

‍ אבא אבן בפתיחה Minister Abba Eban in the opening of Caesarea's golf course by מועדון הגולף - אוסף צילומי הארכיון is in the public domain via Wikimedia Commons

A. The Tea and Crumpets Golf Society.

B. The Sodom and Gomorrah Golfing Society.

C. The Golf and Matzah Ball Club.

D. Blokes and Strokes Golfers Association.

E. The British Putz Club.

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07/08/2024

Richard “Kinky” Friedman died last month at the age of 79. Friedman, the grandson of Russian Jewish immigrants, was raised in Texas, and formed his first band, King Arthur & the Carrots, while studying at the University of Texas in Austin. In 1973, having previously been given the nickname of Kinky because of his hair, Friedman formed a new band called Kinky Friedman and The Texas Jewboys, performing satirical music, but also becoming part of the country rock movement of the time that included Graham Parsons and the Eagles, among others. The band toured with Bob Dylan, and became well known for songs including Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed, We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You, Ride 'Em Jewboy (a Holocaust tribute), and most famously, They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore. Friedman also wrote numerous detective novels, ran unsuccessfully for office in Texas, and wrote a column in the Texas Monthly magazine for many years. What was once written about Kinky Friedman in the Texas Monthly?

Kinky Friedman by Stephen C. Webster is licensed under CC BY 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons

A. He’s the “only recording star in Nashville who buys his clothes at the Hadassah Thrift Shop.”

B. He’s the “only recording star in Nashville who takes the cheese off of his burger.”

C. He’s the “only recording star in Nashville whose success there is even more shocking than Beyoncé’s.”

D. He’s the “only recording star in Nashville who offends the Jews but the Jews love him anyway.”

E. He’s the “only recording star in Nashville whose bris had more attendees than his debut at the Grand Ole Opry.”

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