What did Yogi Berra say when he was told that a Jew was elected mayor of Dublin?
A. Dublin? Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
B. It’s like déjà Jew all over again.
C. Only in America.
D. Why shouldn’t he? Jimmy Walker’s Irish, and he was elected mayor of New York.
E. Yeah? Well, he wouldn’t have won the election if the other guy had beaten him.